pigeon update

For those of you who thought my rants in Pigeon Coup were foolish and unwarranted, here's an update for you.

Yesterday a pigeon actually flew into my head. After I managed to successfully avoid the first 3 or 4 who were coming in for a landing, a stray 5th hovered in at a strange angle and actually clipped me with its wing. The man running the fruit stand grinned at me while I flailed and swatted, cursing uncontrollably.

Goddam birds.