***special news statement***

I want to lick Adam Vinatieri.

That is all.

Updates:
1) No, that's not a typo. Lick, with an L. As in, saturate with my tongue.
2) I was there that day, the day the photo was taken and Adam and my boys paraded through gusty Boston streets to the cheers of hundreds of thousands of fans. Except me, I wasn't cheering, because my lungs were being crushed by the throngs of people amassed in front of the stage. But I was there. Oh yes, I was there.